Saturday, January 9, 2010

Celebrity

Pose, smile, pause for the camera.... I laugh.
They want scandal, but don't let them through, don't let them pass.
I'm a celebrity - your whispers are all about me
Look at my life through a screen like Im on TV
or silver screen, pretending like you know all just from what you see from afar. I'm bigger than life, don't try you can never be me; trick Ima star.
My name is in your mouth and you cant handle how tasty I be
Drama is what you seek; but my life is good, drama-free - I leave you empty.
Yearning for 411 on where I am or who I'm with, who said what or callin' me a bitch
But its ok cuz I'm a celebrity.
High on my horse because that's where you put me
You yourself hoisted me up when I was fine simply being C, yet still legendary
Never wanted this famed title, still you gave it and with me its fancy
My business is mine but for you it's all apart of the nosey industry
Chatter talk about what you heard; filling the blanks with fantasy
But now I'm tired of being your evening news at 6
Find another beauty who's life you can tell tales and mimic
Shift through my dirty laundry and find nonsense to nitpick
Like I said, my life ain't cha bi-ness
See me with bestsellers and columns with comments
Read about me in the papers when I write ish
Buy my books so I can sign this: To you, from me
xoxo Celebrity

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